A Day @ the DPS

It rained like it was the end of the world today and I had to go to Autozone. Stepping out of the car and walk in 6 inches of water in flip-flops and shorts is not fun. Especially when the only umbrella in the car was a pink Barbie parisol. That was fabulous. It sure did get me a lot of stares from the butch straight guys in the store. I had to buy new break pads since my car makes a horrible screeching noise everytime I hit the breaks and its just embarassing when people stare and look at me like its so ghetto. It is.

I lost my driver's license so now I have to go to the DPS. I hate DL pics. They always turn out so damn ugly.

I hate driving. I should be rich just so I can have a chauffer. I have to get new tires, get my car inspected, clean out the interior, wash the exterior, and spray the seats with 10 canisters of AXE body spray since it smells like some took a shit in there.

I need to kick my life back into a steady momentum. Right now, it's stuck in one place.